Japan!!

So then, just a quick warning before u read the post.

---This post contains a certain degree of judgements so if u're quick to judge others, don't read it. Thanks :)---

Day 1

Airplane flight. Totally ruined my day.
Now i know not to eat cold bread on board planes because i get motion sickness from it.

Day 2

It's extremely cold but coldly shiok!
First thing i saw when we exited the mrt was a Japanese ahbeng -.-
Bloody idiotic way to begin my day. I think most of you should know how much i hate ahbengs.
Gosh before going to Japan i was like totally looking forward to going people-gazing there cos it's supposedly where all the prettiest girls are from. Well, it definitely not that way. Only in certain places yes. K lets stop talking about girls first shall we.

I swear the fashion here is on a whole new level. Especially with respects to the female side. Everyone dresses up. Young or old, it doesn't matter. They all look hot till u see the face. Shopping..nothing much to buy here sighs.

I love taking photos nowadays. Totally different from the past where I'll just shy away from the cameras. Problem is that i also love taking them but if i do, i won't appear in the picture. Happy dilemmas..hopefully i'll have another one of those. For the O lvls results that is. Hopefully I'll do so well i can't decide where to go even though I'm pretty sure what i want already but yeah, u catch my drift right?


Day 3

Well, forget what i said about pretty girls yesterday cos they all look freaking hideous when viewed up close. To think I was actually playing a game with my friend to see who could take a better picture of a chiobu..obviously in secret yeah? The only really pretty ones are those in the kimonos who don't put on any makeup. Gosh there was this amazingly beautiful one but i didn't dare to ask her to take a picture with me. One word...SHIT!

Anyway, its another extremely cold day. Totally nuts man. Especially when the wind blows right into your face.

Ohh and the hotels here provide free wax. Cool right?
People think the guys have the wildest hairstyles. Well, they obviously thought wrong because its the girls that spot such wild styles. Now we know why japan invented the wax. For their kids to have major bad hair days :)
Wanna know where the magazines with the super cool hairstyles originate from? Well, its obvious that the ideas all came from none other than JAPAN :)

Day 4

Today, I was stupid enough to try eating a milk tea cum green tea icecream.
The fact that it tasted seriously horrible was nothing compared to the stupid aftermath of cold..

Been going to many boring places which are supposedly scenic. Well, problem is that the only scenic thing to me is clothes and lots of stores. And not just for viewing pleasure but for bringing home! Viewing pleasure = eyecandy

There are alot of japanese-speaking-indians and angmohs which is really weird. No offence but instead of seeing an indian man banging and twirling a prata, u see him bowing and going "shurimaseh" or whatever the word is. Quite amusing though. Well,i guess they migrated because the japanese are not racist and don't go "omg walking fertiliser!!" or the like hehehe.

Almost forgot to add that i saw the prettiest girl in my trip so far. Sadly she's already attached. The guy with her is one lucky guy. Seriously. Ohh anyway, the kids here are really cute. Hui sze and bryan will love it here :D And before that silly p word crossed your minds, let me first state that I'm not one!


Day 5

Firstly, to add to something i saw yesterday. Something cheeky, really really cheeky. And guess what? It occurs in the form of a drunk "lao-ti-ko" ohh well, drunk or not, a tiko is still a tiko :) but this guy was one smart ass man. He chose to fall right in front and between the legs of one of the prettiest girls i've seen in the whole trip thus far. What's more, she was wearing a miniskirt and NO stockings. Guess that guy had a real eye-ful cos i saw him smile after that. But i gotta admit he chooses his targets well.

Anyway, universal studios is like the best place ever! Omg it's a total body-blowing place. Not just mind blowing. And i mean it literally. The moment i stepped out of the mrt the wind just smashed into my body. Like u seriously can feel yourself being pushed away together with the flow of the wind. The rides are totally wanko. Omg super fun especially the hollywood dream. It's some roller coaster that has super alot of free falls. Gosh. Best day of the trip so far. The eye candy there is also never ending. Makes me wish i could stay forever.

As much as i hate Singapore taxis, I gotta admit the japanese ones are a hundred times worse. They actually pick up passengers in the middle of the road-.-
The food industry is really cute too. They serve u soup but don't provide spoons

So since everyday i mention something new about the japanese girls, let me do a round up for all u pervos thinking of visiting japan for them.

1) They all look damn hot and pretty from the back and side views. However, when they turn around, its a different story.

2) Almost all of them have amazing hair that will make alot of girls jealous.

3) They all have predictable faces..u get what i mean? Because they put such thick makeup that they look alike. However, those who dont put makeup are the really really pretty ones.

4) LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT POINT. Places like universal studios is where all the pretty faces seem to assemble.

They also dress extremely fashionably and to be honest, they look really hot and spicy. But obviously there are some that are total turn offs too.



Day 6

Today was supposed to be the best day but it turned out to be fairly average. Went to the longest shopping street in Osaka. You'd think think 2.6km of shopping would be a blast but it turned out to be the shittiest street ever. Today was also the coldest of all the other days. So cold that i was forced to buy gloves. We woke up super early just so the adults could go wet-marketing. Wtheck, totally! And it was freaking cold there because of the ice. No wonder the crabs that were still alive did not try escaping. Bet they were like too cold to move or something.

My friend is also damn crazy. He bought horse meat, whale meat and pufferfish, sashimi style. But the good thing is that i got to try them. Whale meat seriously taste like ham albeit an extremely oily version.

I can't believe i actually forgot to mention that the convenience stores all sell porn mags. And the hotels all have adult channels. Don't worry, I didn't buy any nor watch any so stop letting your minds wander ;)

OMG DONE AT LAST!! CAN U IMAGINE HOW LONG THIS POST IS?